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The difference between bees and wasps.
  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

rinharu-trash:

sadvaporwavebabe:

hey stop calling that character your “waifu” its basically raping fictionkin who identify as that character because no one consented to it thanks

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My therapist just told me a joke.

cloama:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

*punches the air*

holmesno:

don’t bully kids at school or else they’ll poison your eczema medication and then keep your shoes after you’re dead

my hand hurts so much right now ow ow ow ow ow OW

I WANNA WRITE THINGS RIGHT NOW BUT I BURNED MY HAND COOKING DINNER AND TYPING WITH ONE HAND IS INFURIATING AND IM SO FRUTRATED RIGHT NOW ASDFGBVYFGHMJYTFDYFGHKH.GFKGV,JHFCHVGMFDCFGTRDEFGKUYTRFGKUYGTH,LUYGBNHHBV KJV JHGYFVLGYLF;YIY

thetruthneverlies:

kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

tennants-hair:

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

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Because it’s terrifying as fuck

onewomanareme:

Lets do an experiment: reblog if you would feel safer hanging out with trans women (regardless of what genitals they currently posses) than Cis women who are transphobic and deny trans women’s obvious womanhood.

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